her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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