I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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