dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
my penis made a compromise with my morals
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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