she's into porn, im staying here tonight
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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