i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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