ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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