So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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