Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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