This is not my ceiling
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Randomize
