It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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