So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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