ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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