I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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