But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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