She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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