So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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