What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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