actually, I'm a sock model
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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