i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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