What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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