he thought i was a dude.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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