he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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