Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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