My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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