I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
my being single is dangerous.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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