Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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