Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
