Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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