I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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