In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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