I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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