What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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