What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
