Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We left the knife in your bed.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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