I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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