This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I feel like death gave me a hand job
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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