He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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