Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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