it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
