just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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