I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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