So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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