it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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