i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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