I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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