Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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