haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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