You don't have asthma, your pregnant
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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