your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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