You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
