even my farts smell like vagina
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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