I bet he comes in French.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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